Jolly Jokes!!

There were two packets of crisps walking down the road.
A car puled over and asked" Do you want a lift?"
The crisps replied "No, we're walkers!"

What do you call a fly that can't fly?
A walk!!

Why did the burglar take a shower?
He wanted to make a clean get away.

Which is the most slippery country in the world?
Greece.

What kind of bar would you find in the North Pole?
A penguin bar...

What do you call a blind Tyrannosaurus?
Yethinkhesawus....

By Dion Pigott.