There were two packets of crisps walking down the road.
A car puled over and asked" Do you want a lift?"
The crisps replied "No, we're walkers!"
What do you call a fly that can't fly?
A walk!!
Why did the burglar take a shower?
He wanted to make a clean get away.
Which is the most slippery country in the world?
Greece.
What kind of bar would you find in the North Pole?
A penguin bar...
What do you call a blind Tyrannosaurus?
Yethinkhesawus....
By Dion Pigott.
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Bird projects
The Gannet is a common seabird around the Irish coast. It is white with a pale yellow head. It is between 85 and 97cm in length. It has huge wings, a pointed tail and a long bill. It can dive from 40 metres into the water at speeds of up to 100 km per hour. It tucks away its wings and streamlines its body. They have air sacs in their face and chest under their skin which act like bubble wrapping,cushioning the impact with the water. Its diet is fish. By Brendan Lucas. The swallow is a small bird but very fast. Its diet consists of insects. It's is a migrant bird. It spends the winter in Africa. It comes to Ireland from April to October. It builds its nest from
mud usually inside barns and buildings. It usually returns to the same nest as the year before. It has a blue black back wings on top of head with a white belly. Its length is between 17-21cm.It lays between 3-6 eggs. You would see it flying very fast low over rivers, lakes and the ground. People love to see swallows because they're so acrobatic. By Dylan Grimes.The grey heron:This tall bird has very long legs. It has a grey back, white head and neck with a black crest on its head. It is from 84cm to 102 cm long. It can usually be found standing in
water with its neck out stretched to catch food. It nests in bushes and trees in a colony called a heronry. It eats fish, frogs, insects , worms and birds .It will even visit garden ponds to steal fish.You will find it along coasts, estuaries, lakes and rivers. It lays between 3 and 5 eggs. By Robert McCann.
Our Projects on birds
The Swallow
This birdis a small bird but very fast. Its diet consists of insects. Its is a migrant bird. It spends the winter in Africa. It comes to Ireland from April to October. It builds its nest from mud usually inside barns and buildings. It usually returns to the same nest as the year before. It has a blue black back wings on top of head with a white belly. Its length is between 17-21cm.It lays between 3-6 eggs. You would see it flying very fast low over rivers, lakes and the ground. People love to see swallows because they're so acrobatic.
The Grey Heron
This tall bird has very long legs. It has a grey back, white head and neck with a black crest on its head. It is from 84cm to 102 cm long. It can usually be found standing in water whit its neck out stretched to catch food. It nests in bushes and trees in a colony called a heronry. It eats fish, frogs, insects , worms and birds .It will even visit garden ponds to steal fish.You will find it along coasts, estuaries, lakes and rivers. It lays between 3 and 5 eggs.
The Gannet
This bird is a common seabird around the Irish coast. It is white with a pale yellow head. It is between 85 and 97cm in length. it has huge wings, a pointed tail and a long bill. It can dive from 40 metres into the water at speeds of up to 100 km per hour. It tucks away its wings and streamlines its body. They have air sacs in their face and chest under their skin which act like bubble wrapping cushioning the impact with the water. Its diet is fish.
This birdis a small bird but very fast. Its diet consists of insects. Its is a migrant bird. It spends the winter in Africa. It comes to Ireland from April to October. It builds its nest from mud usually inside barns and buildings. It usually returns to the same nest as the year before. It has a blue black back wings on top of head with a white belly. Its length is between 17-21cm.It lays between 3-6 eggs. You would see it flying very fast low over rivers, lakes and the ground. People love to see swallows because they're so acrobatic.
The Grey Heron
This tall bird has very long legs. It has a grey back, white head and neck with a black crest on its head. It is from 84cm to 102 cm long. It can usually be found standing in water whit its neck out stretched to catch food. It nests in bushes and trees in a colony called a heronry. It eats fish, frogs, insects , worms and birds .It will even visit garden ponds to steal fish.You will find it along coasts, estuaries, lakes and rivers. It lays between 3 and 5 eggs.
The Gannet
This bird is a common seabird around the Irish coast. It is white with a pale yellow head. It is between 85 and 97cm in length. it has huge wings, a pointed tail and a long bill. It can dive from 40 metres into the water at speeds of up to 100 km per hour. It tucks away its wings and streamlines its body. They have air sacs in their face and chest under their skin which act like bubble wrapping cushioning the impact with the water. Its diet is fish.
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Marino art competition
Congratulations to Robert from our class, who won a cool dvd player for his artwork from Ms. Magnier and all at Marino College.
Well done Robert!
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